I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
