We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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