One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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