Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Randomize
