what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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