Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
don't judge my taste in strippers
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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