What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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