Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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