Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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