I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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