im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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