New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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