i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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