she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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