like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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