Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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