i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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