I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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