Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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