butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have fence marks all over my body
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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