yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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