so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
It's shark week go big or go home
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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