Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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