Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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