so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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