I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
