yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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