Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
