I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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