I showed him my bush... on skype.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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