Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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