Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
