I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My vagina is very pro this idea
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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