I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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