i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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