i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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