Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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