Already got asked if we're dating
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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