Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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