So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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