are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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