Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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