So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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