windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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