i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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