I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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