I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it glows. i had to have it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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