I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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