I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
