I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Pooping to opera.
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