So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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