East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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