Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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